Horny Old Man in the work place….
Does anyone ever encounter this GUY?!!!
Oh great here he comes…. Please, Please don’t try to kiss me hello. How many times do I have to tell you it is not appropriate behavior in anĀ office.
I am not interested, you are 30 years older than I am you are married and you are basically a Horny Old Man.. Actually you are only in your 50’s so you should know better!
Are you Delusional? I have a young hot husband who I am in love with.
It isn’t my fault that your wife finds you repulsive and you don’t get it anymore.
It doesn’t flatter me when you come over here and call me gorgeous, coming from you it is not a compliment.
You would be attracted to any female who would say good morning to you.
Yes I say good morning to you, AND just because I am nice doesn’t mean I want you.
PLEASE Man stop starring at me with those grotesque eyes, those sinister eyes
Look away man…….
Since when are you a permanent accesorie at my desk?!
You place theose slimy long fingers on my hand and pretend like you are just handing me the mail, so you can cop a cheap feel.
Well just place it down, no need for contact you desperate pervert.
I am not your sweetheart we are not friends you unfortunately just work in the same place I do.
It is not okay that you invade my space. when I see you coming my flesh feels so uncomfortable I want to tear it off and throw it at you.
When you take a vacation day I am filled with joy.
The thought of not having to encounter you makes my eyes well with tears of bliss.
I bask in the daydream of you never returning to work and instead returning to your hoemland.