November 2009
1 post
Taylor keeps winning because someone hates Kanye...
Once upon a time, not so long ago the world of music consisted of Pop Icons. A cavalcade of artists who were colorful trend setters, larger than life, ruled the land. Slowly the cell phone, text messaging and virtual reality was evolving, just as rapidly, creativity was dissolving.
It was inevitable that music would follow suit, as a product of unimaginative streaming familiar tunes. A product,...
September 2009
7 posts
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I am so angry I could....
I could…rip my bathtub out and throw it into the middle of the street! Once it is on the road get in it and ride it to NY via my angry fingers that would push us there in under 13 hours!! Not stopping to PEE!
Once we get there I would bitch slap any latina biotch with an attitude and a cell phone! I would trip an old lady and Currse to the heavens because I have been wronged!
I shot,...
SOOOOOOO...
I haven’t blogged lately, so?! Maybe I don’t have anything to say.
OR maybe I have so much to say that it just can’t be said or read.
CHristmas is coming and Halloween before thAT.
tHERE are decisions to be made deadlines to be met, songs to be sung and jewels to be adorned.
I am no doubt part of the marathon but can I run a steady race?
SO I’m not ready to write but I...
August 2009
5 posts
“Him, you and Me, Him you and Me,
I want...
A Blast form my performing Past....
“We could be three peas in a pod who cares, who says it’s odd, cause he’s my Tarzan, your my Jane…”
-Nimi DiLorenzo
Remember his name.....
ARNOLD MYINT people, a name that will be household very soon….
http://www.arnoldmyint.com
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The Werewolf at the Gynecologist...a love story
I started sleeping with this new guy I had been seeing for about 2 months. The sex was Dynamite except for one thing, his penis was bent to the left.
I nicknamed it Captain Hook. Apparently upon insertion it would create a weird angle and my ummmm “area” became irritated.
I made myself an appointment at the Gynecologist to see if anything else was Eschew besides my new lover’s member.
The night...
July 2009
10 posts
Things I miss about NYC
Choices, lots of choices
Loud Voices, Broadway and noise
Little Italy, Tribeca, Girls who are really boys
Pizza, my grandma, the neighborhood Bodega
Guidos, white sneakers, Brooklyn Behavior
People speaking their minds, not being phony
The Fashion, The Traffic, The Island of Coney
The Ocean, The Bagels, Sunday dinner with the Fam
Freestyle, Spoken Word, The Groove’s House Band
The Verrazano...
A page from my HS Diary...
I thought this was a sweet tale of my first kiss. I have changed the names of all parties involved to protect their privacy.
Please read, and PLEASE write me and let me know about your first kiss!!!
There we were all alone, well all alone in the bathroom, while the other 23 HS students were in the main part of the hotel room with the liquor and the Beasties Boys.
He was laying there in the bath...
Alvi Singer, The Magic is Gone
The Ghost of Alvi Singer...
One night not so long ago I found myself on Bleecker street, in the NYC village. I was wandering around waiting for my friends to get off work.
I ducked in to Kenny’s Cataways for a cocktail and on stage was this sleek,sexy guitar player tuning up.
He had olive skin, some well crafted ink entagled on both of his upper arms and these sweet lips, that the spotlight was shining right on.
A...
The man who can't be moved.....
I was rushing around the other morning trying to get dressed while VH1 was on in the background.
Now, I have come to expect nothing more than unmagical music.
However, I figured hey maybe they will play Lady Gaga Disco Stick, that’s always fun for some visual entertainment.
All of a sudden I heard this voice and it was as if The heavens had sent an angel.
I snapped my head around so fast...
Queen Helene Mint Julep Mud Mask.....
I was in Walgreen’s a couple of days ago, I had a few bucks to blow on something senseless and non essential
Aisle after aisle of creams, lotions,candles nothing moved me enough to actually purchase something.
Until, to my sheer delight I looked down on the bottom shelf and there standing tall in it’s oh so familiar green and white tube is THE QUEEN HELENE MINT JULEP MASQUE!
Okay...
June 2009
4 posts
Listen
Did you ever wonder what happened to Annie...
Does anyone ever wonder what happened to little Orphan Annie after she rode off into the sunset, on an elephant with her ”daddy”?
I have my own theory…
Let’s get real people it was the depression. Five years into Annie’s perfect world of Private movie showings, a room as big as a movie theatre and her own private servant, Daddy Warbucks went belly up.
The bald headed business man did not know how...
His food is like a Time Machine......
Yesterday my boss, who is a Restauranteur, Chef, Food Architect sent me to the store.
The instructions were to buy summer fruits and vegetables and some sort of Chicken breasts. These items were to fill his own personal kitchen.
Sounds easy enough right?
When I arrived at the market and saw the colorful display of fruits and veggies in the rows upon rows of cruciferous delight, my face became as...
My Birthday
My Birthday
It has taken me a few days to recover from my birthday Bliss. Now that I am 36 and hardly get to go out and let it all hang out it takes me a bit to re-group.
Chrissy took me to see Jaime Kennedy at Zanie’s. He was very funny and quite patient for someone who was being heckled all night by a table of rednecks.
Two of which did not crack a smile the entire time. Unfortunately they were...
May 2009
9 posts
Horny Old Man in the work place....
Does anyone ever encounter this GUY?!!!
Oh great here he comes…. Please, Please don’t try to kiss me hello. How many times do I have to tell you it is not appropriate behavior in an office.
I am not interested, you are 30 years older than I am you are married and you are basically a Horny Old Man.. Actually you are only in your 50’s so you should know better!
Are you...
Dinosaurs, Diva's and the "Men" that Label...
I walked to work one morning listening to my best of Blondie CD; yes I said CD. It is bad enough that the era of the vinyl record is over, not to mention the thrill of actually going to a record store to buy your favorite artists music along with pretty packaging, artwork and their predictable thank you notes inside.
Now I had to conform to the iPod?! It actually is an amazing gadget- just less...
Facebook is the DEVIL...
I hate facebook yet I cannot stay away from it!
I see people I dispised in high school and talk shit and call them losers. But who is the real loser?!!!
It is me! I am the one continuously looking at their pages just to talk out loud to myself and say “oh please what assholes”.
I mean the hot popular people in HS all look so old and miserable it is so sad, yet I love it! What the hell...
I just recorded this like just now. That is me...
My LOVELY Daniel.....
My husband and I are lucky enough to have been given the greatest gift we have ever known, our daughter Darian.
She will be a year old very soon and oh what a crazy, wonderfully joyous, draining, magical, tearful year it has been.
It is a piece of cake compared to the journey in which we took to arrive at this destination. Which definetly makes us certified tight rope walkers.
Danny and I are...
I took a walk with my daughter today...
I took a walk down the beautifully tree lined street of Belmont Blvd. today
Strapped to me was my delicious 11 month old baby girl. As we strolled down the blocks passing the historic houses in which most had fragrant flowers, all colors of the rainbow, she laughed and pointed.
I stopped and explained to her that these were flowers, “roses, roses” I told her
She absolutely marveled...
Brown Folding Chair an Ode to when we first met
Sitting in a blue shoebox papered with nightmares and musical icons, memories are woven in the furniture
In his mirror my reflection I am new to his motif
His Red Fender is rested against the brown chair he first sat in the first time I saw him play.
That brown folding chair means so much to me. That brown folding chair has been around before me.
How many times did he sit in that chair? Who...
THE MONTAUK MONSTER..What the F?!!!!!
Okay people I was logging on to my yahoo email today and I see a headline that says another Montauk Monster washed up on shore.
Curiosity got the best of me and I clicked on that link and good God, a picture of a diabolique flashed on the screen!
I proceeded to read how this was the second “creature” finding and there is an entire blog dedicated to this poor twisted creation
...
I don't know how to be 36...
SO next week is my birthday. I will be 36 years old, There it is I just typed it out.
I said it, I know it, but I don’t I own it. I don’t know how a 36 year old is supposed to act.
DO you know what I mean? If you round me off I am 40. I have a one year old baby, I have a husband.
I made it here somehow BUT in my mind I am 25. Okay true, boobs are pointing a little more south than...